What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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