Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

What'd you say?

(248): View more from Michigan

I told him I was sleep driving

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work. (1-248): What'd you say? (248): I told him I was sleep driving http://tfl.nu/ghd6

Replies (3) Good night (1418) Bad night (432)
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever. http://tfl.nu/o6xg

Replies (31) Good night (532) Bad night (5166) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(541): View more from Oregon

you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(541): you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me? http://tfl.nu/hd4u

Replies (66) Good night (4089) Bad night (659) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(404): View more from Georgia

you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(404 ): you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood. http://tfl.nu/0x0h

Replies (11) Good night (655) Bad night (4697) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(860): View more from Connecticut

i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(860): i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow http://tfl.nu/61vx

Replies (66) Good night (590) Bad night (5990) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(479): View more from Arkansas

You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

You got my ass fired just for knowing you

(479): View more from Arkansas

thanks for the bacon

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(479): You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment. (1-479): You got my ass fired just for knowing you (479): thanks for the bacon http://tfl.nu/zw0i

Replies (19) Good night (5410) Bad night (1200)
Favorite
(850): View more from Florida

I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(850): I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over. http://tfl.nu/m507

Replies (118) Good night (5661) Bad night (5918) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day http://tfl.nu/dgax

Replies (23) Good night (1690) Bad night (774) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(843): View more from South Carolina

he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(843): he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house... http://tfl.nu/3q6f

Replies (6) Good night (1843) Bad night (431) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(716): View more from New York

She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(716): She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked http://tfl.nu/7qkm

Replies (4) Good night (1547) Bad night (564) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some. http://tfl.nu/6y08

Replies (5) Good night (1578) Bad night (368) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak http://tfl.nu/keew

Replies (3) Good night (754) Bad night (587) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(215): shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later http://tfl.nu/zlh0

Replies (5) Good night (757) Bad night (141) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(615): View more from Tennessee

Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(615): Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face. http://tfl.nu/mm6o

Replies (5) Good night (902) Bad night (151) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(912): View more from Georgia

Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.

(404): View more from Georgia

STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(912): Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles. (404): STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!! http://tfl.nu/hvx1

Replies (18) Good night (2726) Bad night (361)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: