worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness