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so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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