So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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