so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Rumble strips road head = magical
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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