Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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