Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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