What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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