Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize
