I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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