We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize