no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
being pregnant is like rehab
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Then you guys just all showered together...?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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