Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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