is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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