Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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