She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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