i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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