So drunk, too bad you don't want this
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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