windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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