Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Terrible idea I love it
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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