I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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