you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
