Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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