better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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