He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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