Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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