My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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