Me. At least after what I've been through.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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