Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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