Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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