She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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