Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
