yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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