If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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