im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
this boner is exhausting
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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