What did we do last night that was yellow?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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