Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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