Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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