Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We're too hungover to prance.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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