Plan B is the new Plan A
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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