Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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