her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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