dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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