I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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