I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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