Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
