it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you win again, gameday.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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