My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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