the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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