he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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