Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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