Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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