The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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