babies were throwing up all over the place
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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