idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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