Please don't use social media to get back at me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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