We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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