My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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