Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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